Its a New Point of View

It's always interesting to get another point of view on life. Some people try to gain that perspective through drugs. Some people try to get it through playing golf. Some people try to play golf while on drugs,even. Some also by watching sports they do not play !

So what is this POINT OF VIEW ?

It is abbreviated POV and is probably hiding in Pakistan. This point "seems" to be within our grasp in our field of vision but vanishes when we try to reach it. Thus the POV is sometimes called the vanishing point (oppossite of Vantage Point which is a movie). For example, two parallel tracks of rails seem to converge in a vanishing point or POV when observed and vertical objects like high-rises appear conical when observed. If we stare at the POV for long enough, the point becomes a blind spot. A blind spot isn't literally a blind spot in our field of vision but has something to do with rods and cones in our eyes (now this is a non-optical-meta-paradox or an non-optical-linguistic-paradox for it is a paradox within a paradox, namely: how can a spot be blind if it has no eyes to begin with? It does not exist; yet it's called a spot?).

People with POVs are said to be think tanks\intellectuals\powerhouses of knowledge\hippies\beatniks\probably you.

There are a lot of people in the world having claimed fame by merely having a POV. Among them number Picasso, Arundhuti Roy, Paris Hilton, Hippie Stinton, Steve Golfun,the British !

A few POVs have been discussed below.

• ULTRA-FEMINIST POV : This is difficult. It is difficult to see the female point of view for reasons that have more to do with social mores, morality, chastity, decorum etc. than any lack of corrective lenses. The female is always shielded by clothes and hides her body. Devoid of clothes and bodies, you will see that the female figure is parallel, as in 35-35-35, and you will then see the converging POV. If you stare at the POV for long enough, it will blind you, i.e. it will become a blind spot. If you stare any longer, it will turn into a G-Spot.(if you are a female reading this then it has to be your POV not to take offence, but damn, you will still have a POV.)

• BULLIED BOYs POV : He has been beaten a lot by his classmates and then repeatedly kicked in the groin. If this boy were to explain to his classmates that he were a POV hence would be a paradox, and therefore incapable of existing in the real world, their argument will collapse. Obviously they will still be capable of kicking him in the groin but the bullied boy will be able to revel in the knowledge that they had made a false assertion.

• OLD MANs POV : When I was born, i was very young.

• BENJAMIN BUTTONs POV : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH Old Man ! ROFLMAO !

• WINSTON CHURCHILLs POV : I have fucked every nation and every nationality !

• JOHN LENNONs POV : Imagine all the people, living life in peace !

• ADOLF HITLERs POV : Fuckche youn Lennonaich !!

• WOODY ALLENs POV : Ill introduce you to my wife but she is also my daughter !

• NEWTONs POV : Factor the denominators of the defractors of all your subjects and calculate the lowest common multiple (LCM) by viewing them through a prism. When your view is from a point of view that does not diffract light into an apple then you have the lowest common multiple of all the POV's.

• Even the REAR VIEW MIRROR in your car has a POV : Objects in the mirror may have a POV different than you see.

So im sure you too have a POV. Pls establish a POV. If you don't have a POV, you will not qualify for ranking in the list of afore-mentioned celebrities.

Ostrich on POV : You nincompoop, POV doesn mean POINT OF VIEW. It means PROUD OSTRICH VANITY.

image : Cartman-bin-Laden, has a POV.