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Hi there, Im Karen. Im a 16 year old American Girl living in New Jersey which is so close to the coolest city in the whole wide world. My friends like say that I'm not too smart by national standards but my mom says that I might be the brightest girl the whole of America might have had since George W. Bush(either jr. or sr.) and I might get the Nobell Prize for wittiness. Although the only thing I don't know is what Nobell is !
I totally know everything else, like totally. My knowledge is all-pervasive(most of my friends don't know what this word means, dorks they all are). I know quite a lot about politics, the economy, music\movies and arts in general.
You know, my boyfriend like told me that humping cheerleaders is in the American Constitution but I told him like WHATEVER. In-fact besides all words I know, Whatever is a tall favorite. Doesn't WHATEVER rule the world ? My favourite song coincidentally is also "Whatever" by Oasis. There's so much of depth in that word WHATEVER. I think even God used that W-Word during Genesis. Yeah, He did. He said Women, Men, Snakes, Apples, Sweet Happy, Sinful and Whatever in increasing order of importance. So here I've proven how much spiritual knowledge I contain. I am very spiritual. I pray everyday. Twice everyday. Thats because Big Brother(ooopsy ! GOD) is watching you. Im planning a trip to India to meet up with spiritual Gurooos.
Last year Obama won the Presidential Elections. That Hillary Clinton was so undeserving. Although she belonged to the Feminist Party of America, I did not quite like her International Affairs Policy in Bosnia. I mean, come on, like Bosnia is the breeding place of terrorists like Obssama-bin Laden. How can anyone be mild on them! How can anyone be mild on any terrorist unless they are of-course Irish !
This is the longest I've ever spoken so I need an Oreo-Break. But this Oreo thingy is adding some pounds to my otherwise beautiful skeleton, ewww :( . I think like Dr. Atkins didnt totally know what he was talking bout, like totally.
Hey have you guys heard this band Paramore. If not then Tokio Hotel ? Or maybe you've heard Taylor Swift ? If you haven't heard either one of these, you have no idea what you are missing out on. Like they are the best band in the world after Beatles. I don't know much about Beatles but dad says that they were a hit during his era. Although dad liked Grateful Dead more and apparently while listening to Grateful Dead at some 'party' in 1969, he met my mom. And thats the reason Im so intelligent. But that guy from Jonas Brothers is such a dandy. I wish he were my boyfriend but hmm, he's not. He's sitting down all day playing some weird-ass game on his X-Box called Halo or something.
Oh how could i forget, the economy was in such a terrible shape for the past one year. Some people in New York Bank Street (Psst, I Love NYC) took gazallions and hazzalions of dollars from the national treasury and spent it on cars and condos. But the economy is out of the emergency room they say. All thanks to our great President Obama. He should win a Nobel Prize for Contribution to Economics. He should also win an Emmy for his inspirational campaign speeches.
Im proud to be an American because in America, we just have a simple way of looking at things. Thats why we are the best country in the world. Ill explain if you didn't get it. Psychologically speaking there are three states. The Good ,The Bad and The Awesomeeee with variations.
So,
Terrorists=Bad, Communists=Badder, Soccer=V V Bad, Football=Good, Hippies=Bad, Paris Hilton=Hot, USA Flag=Good, Mount Rushmore= Good, Jonas Brothers=Fuckin Awesomeeee, Gas Guzzling SUVs=Awesomeeee, IPod=Awesomeeee.
OMG! OMG! its 12AM. I have to sleep, otherwise my skin will go pale. [Prays] I love you Big Brother(oops! GOD) and grant me great sleep and protect me like forever and ever and ever. GN. And andddd GBA(God Bless America).
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