(image:Money Laundering also Money alongside MJ)
Today i just came back home with the most frustrating of all emotions-well, Frustration. I was so impoverished as to not sit back for another drink with friends. This is apt timing for me to write about the most mulled over topic of all time since the inception of mother Earth or let's just say since the U.S of A ! MONEY !!
Today i just came back home with the most frustrating of all emotions-well, Frustration. I was so impoverished as to not sit back for another drink with friends. This is apt timing for me to write about the most mulled over topic of all time since the inception of mother Earth or let's just say since the U.S of A ! MONEY !!
The flourishing era of money can be dated back to long long time ago before this long long time ago. On earth emerged a sub-species of Homo sapiens called Homo greedus. This species soon collected in hordes and formed clubs called 'INCorporations' or INCs. These INCs started foraging lands and reaping money in 'rich' soils. Contrary to the belief, money can be grown. It was grown in America during the 1940s till 2002 but some guy called Mr. Bush soiled the rich soil there. Also Japan and China have proven that money can be reaped on their soil without doing much.
Believers in money are deeply religious — they serve their money-god with all of their effort and strength, and often sacrifice the majority of their life as an offering to gain its approval. They believe that this will bring them pleasure and happiness in the afterlife, and more attractive to the opposite sex, or whatever sex it is they want to be attractive to. Their faith is absolute, and they believe that there is nothing money can't do.
Non-believers in money are generally hippies. They are foolish enough not to understand that their clinginess to their supposed 'flower power' can be achieved only through money.
Being moneyless can kill you. Suppose i have lot of money but you don't. You will cry and i will point at you and laugh. You would then go to a nearby cliff to jump off. Thus you will die.
Money was originally a form a food. Money is eaten in restaurants. Its yummier than food. Although, it is very nutritious it is not tasty. economists have estimated that by next year the US will be using Broccoli as currency owing to the recent recession.
Some currency types are Almighty Dollar, Russian BOOBle, Chinese Youang and Japanese Yin, Italian Breadstick, French kiss.
WHAT MONEY CAN BUY !!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
- A planet. Also Moon.
- A Wife probably.
- Love ( *grimace* at the Beatles )
- IPod
- The World Bank ?
- Not too sure about Paris Hilton.
- Of course a lot of happiness.
- Guns.
- Big Guns.
- Really Big Guns.
- Really Really Big guns.
- A country.
- Humor.
- Facebook.
- Scarlett Johansson
- Internet.
- Dinosaur.
- Poverty.
- Everlasting acid trip with Alice in her Wonderland.
- 50 Cent.
"I Don' Like Americans, but I Like American Money " - Alfred Hitchcock's TOPAZ
(image:Currency Proposed by George Lucas when he became rich)
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