Friday, February 13, 2009

Bauwaji'ism'

"With the abrupt end of the previous blog-post comes a more sensible continuing link to the next ."
This quote was by the very humble great Sharad Subramaniam. Never heard of this personality ? Just look for this really awesome one in About Me.
Speaking of more serious issues, which are none, ill waddle into the essence of this craquelure blog-post. What scotch is to Scotland,vodka to Russia,beer to Germany is the inoffensive Tea to India. And to me tea means what the Bible to the padre,the moon to an astronaut,the valentines day to a lover does.(note the sly use of metaphor in this excerpt like paradoxes in the previous one)

Sitting at a nondescript tea stall in my hometown,inhaling more passive smoke than active,my attention is suddenly turned to a very blasphemous word-sodomy. Spoken probably very aptly by one of the other fellow consumers at the stall ! And then the very next moment my head swivels to another corner of the shade prone shanty-chair where a group of people are discussing war options with Pakistan ,who,I'm sure,have encountered war-like scenarios via Picasso's Guernica or better still the Bolly movie Border.
Contracting my cognizance to my own group of circularly seated friend's, I absorb pontifications of atypical 21 year olds. And by this time I probably have conveyed to you the missing link behind the previous post about which i had emblazoned in the start of this one,yes :OCCUPATION. 
I Ultimately Found the means to Occupation. 
  1. Sipping Tea. 
  2. Discussing 'Obam'ese policies .
  3. Snarl at stray cows and dogs and mock them at their unemployment.
  4. Planning a trip to Manali which we don't see ourselves going to within the next year at least.
  5. How to get rich soon enough to get ourselves Porches and Mercedes ?
  6. Algorithmise going to Work.
"Satire is a kind of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift ( lol raised to the power of lol )
And then the 7th and the final point. Should we occupy ourselves at this place even tomorrow .

3 comments:

  1. Excellent Blog...Well done Mr. Sharad..

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  2. I'd say their war like scenarios are imagined more via Gadar than Guernica or Border. Bauwaji folks have a lot of typical Jat tendencies. :P

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