Books and Steve 'Job's

I was shodded when my very imbecile friends were imbrogliod by my use of queen's english ,which hardly had anything to do with the queen. And now i feel im one up on them so i invented these new words (see 'imbrogliod' and 'shodded') cos i strongly feel there is a little bit of James Joyce in all of us.

And what else could James Joyce remind me of-yes geniuses, BOOKS. So i thought about a book review which again is too cliched , so i thought why not write a book review on BOOKS.....

Books are a collection of pages, made of paper, which have words on them. They can be confused with sandwiches as both are made of layers except that books are inedible. However they became mortally obsolete towards the end of the 20th century with the invasion of television and computers, however some still write them for unknown reasons.

With the exodus of books from peoples lives, they were introduced to students through grim institutions called schools where they were (and still are) used as a source of torture. Then they were dispatched as Dictionaries to eminent personalities like George W. Bush, Paris Hilton and many others around the world. Other uses of books are as caps for your head when it rains or burn them to heat up yourselves in cold days or cook bbqs.

The natural habitat for most books are some cagey reticent establishments called 'Library'.(see Picture) No sane person goes to this place unless dragged by his girlfriend. Some are said to have lost their sanity while being in libraries and have thus killed themselves or others. Some have taken ill care of themselves and these Homo sapiens came under the sub-species known as  'Scientists'. This class has thus deferred itself of a lot of money and sex.

The grim demise of books will soon herald because of books itself. I'll explain how (so do not not undetatch yourself yet).

Some wise man wrote in one of his books " Don't Judge a Book By its Cover ". Had this been followed, there would not have been such an early departure for them. But then in the year 1997 AD some author wrote the book "Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone" (see image) and didn't stop at one. He\She kept on ruining the already rotting class of books for the next 10 yrs. Her revolution was caught on with renewed vigor by a cartel called GOOGLE which started digitizing books. Thus books will soon be annihilated and the various uses that books came to mankind will no longer exist.

"It doesn’t matter how good or bad the product is, the fact is that people don’t read anymore,” - Steve Jobs on books.