The History of Reading

When i speak of Books ,what comes to my mind ? EATING ! No,READING ! But these two verbs can be often confused, just the same way i confused them during the nomenclature of my blog. So while i still eat and hog, you may read. You are Reading now. This paragraph. Congratulations! You are a master of this skill.

 

Collocating with skill, I'll say Reading is an ART form. It was mastered by Morse (i guess he is a person) in the form of Morse Codes during the Jurassic Age to confuse Dinosaurs since they were a superior living form to Homo sapiens. The Dinosaurs read these codes on cave walls and got baffled and subsequently started eating Homos (also called humans,thus inventing heterosexual sex) and went extinct since they couldn't digest those hairy smelly humans. It was proved a lot later that some meteorite struck the Earth and wiped out Dinosaurs which is a conspiracy theory.

(see image=two American Gals {probably Marilyn Monroe and her cheap replica} Reading Morse Codes also  MORSE CODE FOR Reading -> --/-*/-/--*-*//-/-**//*-*-//*-)

There are certain conditions under which you can read :

• Light - Provided by the sun or moon in olden times so people fornicated more than read. Then Edison screwed up this world and reading became mandatory business.
• Money - Its not necessary to have money to read since you can always steal books. But you always run the risk of carrying others' views and bringing the world closer to the brink of apocalypse.

Reading doesn't lead to anything of purport. Reading helps you attain a lot of knowledge, which empowers you. Then this thing called Power corrupts and wise men say corruption is a crime. The local police station, Osama and George Bush will tell you crime doesn't pay. And the aforementioned avowals must have conveyed to you that Reading will indeed make you poor.(are you still thinking what avowals mean ? )

Some side affects of reading may be paranoia, dysentery, nonconformism, superiority complex and not wanting to earn money. 

The success rate of reading is 99% i.e. in every 100 people who try to read 99 succeed. In the 1% come blind people, Pakistanis, Taliban. Some people read over and over again but can't speak correctly what they read ( bingo George Bush in USA, Brad Pitt in Snatch and King Leonidas in 300 ).

" Of course I know how to reed " - George Bush in 'Children Must Reed' campagne